#381
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire
Waitress: ‘Do u have any questions about the menu?’ Me: ‘What kind of font is this?’
Someone told me my clothes looked gay..
They did come out of the closet this morning.
Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
Just got sacked from my job as a dishwasher. I kept putting the plates and bowls in the wrong order. The boss reckons I am dishlexic.
A guy just threw milk at me… How dairy?!
My wife broke up with me because of my gambling. All I can think of is how to win her back.
I lost my mood ring and I don’t know how to feel about it
Do you know why i make puns?
its my respunsibility.
What do you call a lady with one leg?
Eileen
NSA Pickup Line #2:
I know exactly where you have been all my life
What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Did you hear about the houses falling in love? It was a lawn-distance relationship.
What does a baby computer call his dad?
Data
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here Iām going on a head
I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too high.”
I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.