#33
What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his butt?
Warren
What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his butt?
Warren
My friend just got a job at the zoo, circumcising elephants. The pay isn’t great but he gets huge tips.
I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again
My wife says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances. Well, she’s in for a shock!
I still remember the day the scented candle shop I worked at burned to the ground.
Everyone was so calm…..
I went to a zoo in China last month, all they had in it was a small fluffy dog.
It was a Shitzu.
My jokes are still in alpha
Hopefully soon they’ll get beta
Whenever I pass someone texting and driving, I throw my beer at their window
Why don’t flies go to church?
Because they’re in sects
This next song is about subtraction
“Take it away boys!”
I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto Noah’s Ark
Becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak
What did the cow say to her calf?
It’s pasture bed time
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn’t concentrate.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on a head I’m gonna give these two a lift
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines… but catscan
My wife asked me to join her for yoga class. I said “Namaste home”
Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? Because he was a fungi.
Clones are people two