#601
My dad used to be a human cannonball in the circus. They’ve never found another man of his caliber
My dad used to be a human cannonball in the circus. They’ve never found another man of his caliber
Need a boat to hold all of that stuff?
I noah guy
Good news for all you narcoleptics. Only 300 sleeps till Christmas!
I was watching a marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: ‘This could be interesting’
Hedgehogs โ why canโt they just share the hedge
Tennis players grunt too much when they play.
There’s no need for all that racquet
Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a laptop, the hardware turned into software!
Someone threw cheese at me.
Real mature!
PMS should just be called ovary-acting
A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don’t get it.
I don’t get people who stumble into mirrors. They need to watch themselves.
There’s a new shaver designed for dyslexics.
It’s the best thing since sliced beard.
What is Mozart doing right now?
Decomposing
I burnt My Hawaiian pizza today…
I should’ve cooked it on aloha temperature
What does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles
A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it.
Lazy People Fact #5812672793:
You were too lazy to read that number.
I’m pretty sober.
But I’m prettier drunk
This weight loss website wants me to accept cookies. Hmm…
What do you call a wolf that knows whatโs going on?
Awarewolf