Puts the car into reverse.
“Ah, this takes me back”

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? It was a real tragedy, 100 soles were lost.

Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers.

What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn’t moved a muscle in over a year?
Atrophy.

A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus

I got banned from the secret cooking society… For spilling the beans.

A horse walks into a bar, across the room, up the back wall, across the ceiling, down the front wall and then up to the bar. The bartender gives the horse a beer, he drinks it and leaves. A guy sitting at the bar looks perplexed and asks the bartender “Hey, what’s that all about?” The bartender replies, “Don’t take it personally, he never says ‘Hi’ to anyone.”

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.

A woman goes into a bar and asks for a “double entendre”. So the bartender gave her one.

Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Those long face jokes are so mean. Let me buy you a drink”

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason… details are sketchy.

There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.

A giraffe walks into a bar. “Sorry”, said the barman, “We don’t serve Heineken here.”

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

A Russian spy, a sexual predator, and a billionaire walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What can I get you, Mr. President?”

I met a woman with 12 boobs…
Sounds weird dozen tit!