#42

What do you call a woman with a toothpick up her butt?
Olive

#406

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

#294

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

#747

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

#584

I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!

#724

What do you call a guy no arms no legs in the mail box? Bill.

#208

I thought I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagine asian

#8

I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

#174

If you could rehydrate those raisins, that’d be grapes.

#293

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication

#347

My wife says I’m immature. I told her to get out of my fort

#356

How Long is a Chinese man’s name.

No, it actually is.

#391

Someone told me my clothes looked gay..
They did come out of the closet this morning.

#197

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? It was a real tragedy, 100 soles were lost.

#256

Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall? So he could see her crack!

#207

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

#370

The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy so he got out.

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