What’s the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

What do PCs and air conditioners have in common?
They both become useless when you open windows

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter ‘Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite’.

I only trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie.

It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.

An English man, an Irish man and an Italian walk into a bar. The bartender says “is this a joke?”

Our cat was just sick on the carpet. I don’t think its feline well.

An SEO guy walks into a bar, pub, inn, tavern, hotel, public house, brew house, beer hall, bodega, izakaya

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re so good at it!

Two peanuts walked down the street. One of them was a salted

A steak pun is a rare medium well done

What do you call a guy with his legs cut off at the knees?
Neil

A man was admitted to hospital with a number of toy horses up his backside. His condition is now stable.

Your mammas not fat. She’s just… easier to see

What do you call a woman with a toothpick up her butt?
Olive

What do you call a guy with a car on his head?
Jack

What do you call a woman with no legs? Nolene

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t