#820
What did the cleaner say as he jumped out of the closet?
SUPPLIES!
#819
Wish I was a dolphin. Then I’d have a porpoise in life
#818
How much beer does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans
#817
A photon checked into a hotel, the staff asked “Hello Mr. Photon, can I help you with your bags?” The photon replied, “No thanks, I’m traveling light.”
#816
What’s the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language
#815
How do animals hide in the desert?
They use camel-flage.
#814
What do you call a wolf that knows what’s going on?
Awarewolf
#813
What do ballerinas take for transportation?
A tutu train
#812
What kind of lights did Noah use for his ark?
Floodlights
#811
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar
#810
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose
#809
How do fish get high?
Seaweed
#808
My friend has been a limo driver for 25 years and has never had a customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it
#807
If Tinkerbell had a Mexican sister what would her name be?
Taco Bell
#806
Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser?
He got the sack
#805
What kind of car does a rich cow drive?
A Cattlelac
#804
What grows under your nose?
Tulips
#803
When I was younger I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body.
Then I was born
#802
What do mermaids use to clean their fins?
Tide
#801
The only thing flat-earthers fear…
Is sphere itself
