Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

What’s the importance of capitalization? You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off

What sits at the bottom of the ocean shivering?
A nervous wreck

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila

Shouldn’t pregnant women be called body builders?

One day I was at a park wondering why does a frisbee keep looking bigger the closer it gets to you. Then it hit me

I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better.

“You haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” always seems like a strange way for my wife to start a conversation.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Hedgehogs — why can’t they just share the hedge

Fishermen are reel men.

As soon as the hospital made me put on one of those little gowns, I knew the end was in sight

Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they can’t even!

Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser?
He got the sack

I felt so bad today…I saw this sad dog without a tail. Luckily, his owner was taking him to the retail store.