#355

Yeah, it was on Fry Day, I can’t believe they got killed for the halibut. No motive, someone should seas the culprit. I’m crabby bout it all

#776

What do you call two guys sitting in a windowsill?
Kurt and Rod

#372

My dad suggested I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart

#168

What does cheese say when it sees itself in the mirror? Halloumi

#806

Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser?
He got the sack

#550

What do you call a sketchy Italian neighbourhood?
A Spaghetto

#468

What advice did Notorious B.I.G give to his cows?
Moo money, moo problems

#226

Little Red Riding Hood found in a critical condition. Paramedics have stabilised her condition, but she’s not out of the woods yet.

#101

The funeral for the man who invented Chinese whispers will be held on Monday. Pass it on.

#260

What’s the importance of capitalization? You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse

#708

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?
Oh sheet

#797

My dad always used to say “The sky’s the limit!”
Which is probably why he got fired from his job at NASA

#795

Why did the butcher get dressed up?
He was going to the meatball

#108

I’m going on a blind date tonight. I hope our Labradors get on.

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