What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* “damn” and a skydiver goes “damn” *whack*


What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A dry Martinez


What did the electrician say when he got shocked?
That hertz.


My neighbour is a stripper and a coeliac which is tough because she can only jump out of certain cakes.


I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.


People who sometimes use the wrong words should have the humidity to admit it.


How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?
Let’s go play on our bikes


What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn’t moved a muscle in over a year?


It’s Jamaican hair style day at work tomorrow. I’m already dreading it.


A handicapped guy stole my wallet.
He can hide but he can’t run


How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until it’s Bill Withers.


I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.


I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain


The Energizer bunny ended up in jail.
He was charged with battery

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