#138
I met my wife at an Arthritis support meeting.
You know when two people just click.
I met my wife at an Arthritis support meeting.
You know when two people just click.
A baby seal walks into a club.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter ‘Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite’.
You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
I asked my wife for “something Cuban” for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar.
The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
I had a dream last night that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Sex.
Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment.
What do you call a Far Eastern monk who sells reincarnations?
A used karma dealer
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and its cold
Why do husbands die before their wives? They want to.
I’ve just found out one of my mates works as a mime artist. He’s kept that quiet.
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
A jumper cable walked into a bar, the bartender said βIβll serve you, but donβt start anything!β
Why does the alcoholic Avon lady walk funny? Because her lips stick.