There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Some people appreciate these kinds of jokes and some don’t – the division is clear.

What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?
Billie Jeans

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?
Oh sheet

The invisible man and invisible woman had children… they weren’t much to look at

The only dates I get these days are software updates

I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears. What am I? Ugly

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese

I mustache you a question but I’ll Shave it for later

My mate’s sex change operation from male to female went very well.
They did such a good job he’s still trying to reverse out of the hospital car park.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.

What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber

I used to be in a band, we were called ‘lost dog’. You probably saw our posters.

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish

What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite painting?
Sha-Mona Lisa

What do PCs and air conditioners have in common?
They both become useless when you open windows

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain