#419
How does a whale defend itself?
With a swordfish
How does a whale defend itself?
With a swordfish
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here Iβm going on a head
How much did it cost for the pirate to get his ears pierced?.
A buccaneer
I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous!
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall? So he could see her crack!
I went to a zoo in China last month, all they had in it was a small fluffy dog.
It was a Shitzu.
Why did the birdie go to the hospital? He needed a tweetment
Your mum is so mean, she has no standard deviation
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If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that’s a sweet ass!!
Itβs hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally!
Two peanuts walked down the street. One of them was a salted
What jam can’t you eat?
Traffic
I have a stepladder. Because my real ladder left when I was a kid
There’s no “i” in denial
When does a sandwich cook?
When it’s bakin lettuce and tomato
Why did the butcher get dressed up?
He was going to the meatball
Can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in
We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon.