Something about subtraction just doesn’t add up

You can’t run through a camping ground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it would be called chicken sedan.

What’s the difference between voyeurs and thieves? Thieves snatch your watch.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.

When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek, that’s a moray.

A steak pun is a rare medium well done

Where does Buzz Lightyear go furniture shopping at? Bed, Bath, and BEYOND!

I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y

A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don’t get it.

What do you get when giraffes collide?
A giraffic jam

What do you call people who illegally use restrooms? Squatters.

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

When does a sandwich cook?
When it’s bakin lettuce and tomato

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.

I thought I understood the meaning of “When Pigs Fly” but then… the swine flu.

I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto Noah’s Ark

A jumper cable walked into a bar, the bartender said “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”

Hedgehogs — why can’t they just share the hedge