#412

Why did the mobile phone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts

#626

Why should you never trust a train?
They have loco motives

#552

The bartender says, β€œWe don’t serve time travellers in here.”
A time traveller walks into a bar.

#297

There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

#82

I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

#205

I’m trying to write jokes about unemployed people, but they need more work

#288

I told my wife I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. She couldn’t believe it when I rode pasta.

#712

What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts.

#106

My mate had a terrible accident at work. He fell into an industrial grinder. He’s fine now.

#335

I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y

#51

An English man, an Irish man and an Italian walk into a bar. The bartender says “is this a joke?”

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