#370
The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy so he got out.
#839
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
#642
Our vet is great. If you take your dog in and you have pet insurance, they give you a courtesy dog for the day.
#582
I love the F5 key. It´s just so refreshing.
#382
Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy
#205
I’m trying to write jokes about unemployed people, but they need more work
#793
I couldn’t get in to the library last night.
It was over booked.
#732
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.
When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek, that’s a moray.
#47
Two peanuts walked down the street. One of them was a salted
#768
Where does Buzz Lightyear go furniture shopping at? Bed, Bath, and BEYOND!
#769
I got fired from candle factory because I refused to work wick ends
#203
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
#816
What’s the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language
#298
I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too high.”
#265
What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large
#660
I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first but by the end I kinda liked it
#764
What do vegan dogs eat? Bark
#577
Heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu – you get what you deserve
#261
When I think of books, I touch my shelf.
#729
Why don’t the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?