Something about subtraction just doesn’t add up

I’m trying to write jokes about unemployed people, but they need more work

What’s E.T. short for?
He’s got little legs

What kind of bees make milk?
Boobies

When life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

I was addicted to the hokey pokey but i turned myself around

I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears. What am I? Ugly

What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral

Lets have a toast for the bread winners!

I don’t think it’s possible for me to become a sniper. Not by a long shot.

The invisible man and invisible woman had children… they weren’t much to look at

No deja vu please…
I don’t want to go through that again

What do you call a guy with his legs cut off at the knees?
Neil

Did you know that Snoop Dogg’s sister is a stripper?
She wears nothing but a g-string baby

The plumber told me a hole boring story about pipes.

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s time consuming