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What do you call a wolf that knows whatโs going on?
Awarewolf

What do you call a wolf that knows whatโs going on?
Awarewolf
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny..
I don’t get people who stumble into mirrors. They need to watch themselves.
Why do all of P-Diddy’s kids have nice hair?
Because Sean Combs
Iโd tell you a joke about crops, but itโs a bit corny.
Arguing with my wife is like reading the software licencing agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click “I agree”.
I gave Stevie wonder a cheese grater for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
Why don’t the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
My wife asked me to bring home stuff for the pancakes. She wasn’t happy when I arrived with a push-up bra.
Have I told you this deja vu joke before?
When my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down
I’m not lazy… I’m just on my energy saving mode.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.
Need a boat to hold all of that stuff?
I noah guy
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a slow, hard drive
My budgie broke his leg so I made him a tiny splint out of a couple of matches. His little face lit up when he tried to walk.
Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells
Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencilvania
If Tinkerbell had a Mexican sister what would her name be?
Taco Bell