#814

What do you call a wolf that knows whatโ€™s going on?
Awarewolf

#883

I don’t get people who stumble into mirrors. They need to watch themselves.

#366

Why do all of P-Diddy’s kids have nice hair?
Because Sean Combs

#800

Iโ€™d tell you a joke about crops, but itโ€™s a bit corny.

#218

Arguing with my wife is like reading the software licencing agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click “I agree”.

#365

I gave Stevie wonder a cheese grater for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

#729

Why don’t the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?

#130

My wife asked me to bring home stuff for the pancakes. She wasn’t happy when I arrived with a push-up bra.

#401

When my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down

#562

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.

#349

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

#549

Why was the computer late for work?
He had a slow, hard drive

#677

My budgie broke his leg so I made him a tiny splint out of a couple of matches. His little face lit up when he tried to walk.

#659

Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells

#807

If Tinkerbell had a Mexican sister what would her name be?
Taco Bell

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