#177

They should make a Minecraft movie, it would be a blockbuster!

#166

My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams.

#262

Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they can’t even!

#93

A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that’s a sweet ass!!

#264

Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.

#101

The funeral for the man who invented Chinese whispers will be held on Monday. Pass it on.

#132

My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night. She nearly took my eye out.

#659

Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells

#259

I’ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.

#847

My friend just got a job at the zoo, circumcising elephants. The pay isn’t great but he gets huge tips.

#652

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere

#892

Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift?
She had Bad Blood

#411

Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving

#8

I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

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