What’s it like being in a vacuum cleaner? It sucks

Is it bad to tell knock knock jokes to homeless people?

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

I’m going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I’m outstanding.

What part of your body likes to get frisky?
The naked eye

You heard of that new band 1023MB? They’re good but they haven’t got a gig yet.

What’s the worst thing about ancient history class?
The teachers tend to Babylon

My dad used to be a human cannonball in the circus. They’ve never found another man of his caliber

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

The rotation of earth really makes my day.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that’s a sweet ass!!

Yeah I’m into fitness… Fitness pizza in my mouth!

I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words.

I am frustrated than a dragon trying to blow out candles.

When he proposed to her. She found it very engaging.

What do you call people who illegally use restrooms? Squatters.

Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser?
He got the sack

What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Picassole

Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells