#613

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says “Do you smell fish?”

#222

The police came to my house and asked where I was between 3 and 5 . I told them pre school.

#10

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying

#220

My mate had a terrible accident a while ago. He fell into an Upholstering Machine.

He’s fully recovered now though.

#703

What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?
Art

#219

It’s Jamaican hair style day at work tomorrow. I’m already dreading it.

#299

I’m going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I’m outstanding.

#526

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

#537

Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.

#207

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

#448

Behind every angry woman is man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong

#759

My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.

#549

Why was the computer late for work?
He had a slow, hard drive

#259

I’ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.

#463

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

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