#394
What do you call dental x-rays?
Tooth pics
#513
I thought I understood the meaning of “When Pigs Fly” but then… the swine flu.
#822
This next song is about subtraction
“Take it away boys!”
#425
One day you’re the next best thing to sliced bread.
The next, you’re toast.
#299
I’m going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I’m outstanding.
#437
I got banned from a secret cooking society for spilling the beans
#779
What computer sings the best?
A Dell
#620
The Energizer bunny ended up in jail.
He was charged with battery
#234
I’ve recently quit my job as a butler.
I refuse to be ordered around in that manor.
#492
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
#402
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear quite bright – until you hear them talk.
#828
Did you know that one of the Knights of the Round Table collected taxes?
His name was Sir Charge
#198
Puts the car into reverse.
“Ah, this takes me back”
#105
If you’re here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
#701
What kind of train eats a lot?
A chew chew train
#200
Don’t fart in an apple store, there’s no windows!
#835
I said to a mate, “What’s your pet hate?”
He said, “He doesn’t like it when the vet puts a thermometer up his butt”.
#481
I can hear music coming out of my printer.
I think the paper’s jammin’ again.
#798
A jumper cable walked into a bar, the bartender said “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”
#230
Got a new job as a hostage negotiator. Tried to ring in sick but they talked me out of it.