#119
Two dyslexics walk into a bra…
Two dyslexics walk into a bra…
What did the buffalo say to his son? Bison
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing.
What does a baby computer call his dad?
Data
No deja vu please…
I don’t want to go through that again
The other night I had a knife in one hand and a block of colby in the other…
I told the kids to leave the room before I cut the cheese.
My wife finally got a “Brazilian”. He seems nice.
I have two boys, 5 and 6. We’re no good at naming things in our house.
I’m going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I’m outstanding.
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
When Jay-Z got engaged, did he call her his Feyonce?
They should make a Minecraft movie, it would be a blockbuster!
How was Rome split in two?
With a pair of Caesars
When I was younger I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body.
Then I was born
I hate gravity, it always gets me down
There are 2 rules for success:
1. Don’t tell all you know.
What is the first thing Santa’s elves have to learn?
The Elfabet
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble