#657

No deja vu please…
I don’t want to go through that again

#692

The other night I had a knife in one hand and a block of colby in the other…
I told the kids to leave the room before I cut the cheese.

#314

I have two boys, 5 and 6. We’re no good at naming things in our house.

#299

I’m going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I’m outstanding.

#603

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

#177

They should make a Minecraft movie, it would be a blockbuster!

#803

When I was younger I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body.
Then I was born

#421

There are 2 rules for success:
1. Don’t tell all you know.

#897

What is the first thing Santa’s elves have to learn?
The Elfabet

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