#364

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?

Anette

#284

When life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.

#521

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

#553

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

#487

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

#694

And the best neckwear award goes to…
Oh wait. It’s a tie.

#65

Did you know I was bilingual? Yeah I speak English and profanity

#478

There are plenty of fish in the sea but until you catch one you’re just stuck here holding your rod…

#862

Somebody ripped a whole bunch of pages out of my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse

#755

A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it.

#177

They should make a Minecraft movie, it would be a blockbuster!

#749

Cinderella got kicked off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball

#708

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?
Oh sheet

#324

My wife isn’t talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.
I’m not sure how I did that – I didn’t even know it was her birthday

#370

The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy so he got out.

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