I did a theatrical performance on puns.
It was a play on words.


I saw a bishop the other day. Wondered why he wasn’t walking diagonally


I have only seen people underwhelmed or overwhelmed, never whelmed properly.


If we get rid of all the margarine the world will be a butter place.


There’s a new shaver designed for dyslexics.
It’s the best thing since sliced beard.


What did the cleaner say as he jumped out of the closet?


Whenever I pass someone texting and driving, I throw my beer at their window


What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending


Someone says to his friend: “I bought a cat” And the other: “You have to be kitten me!”


Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”


“I stand corrected,” said the man in the orthopedic shoes.


I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer.


I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.


Hedgehogs β€” why can’t they just share the hedge


Today I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled bay and thought to myself, “I wonder what his handicap is?”

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