#370

The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy so he got out.

#569

I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says, “The Titanic is syncing”

#603

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

#456

My boss told me I intimidate my coworkers so I just stared at him until he apologised

#800

I’d tell you a joke about crops, but it’s a bit corny.

#818

How much beer does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans

#262

Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they can’t even!

#237

How does the solar system hold up its trousers? With an asteroid belt

#367

Did you know that Snoop Dogg’s sister is a stripper?
She wears nothing but a g-string baby

#35

Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.

#307

It’d be frustrating if you seriously couldn’t find your friend Marco at a crowded swimming pool.

#201

A bear walked into a bar and says, “I’ll have a beer……and some of those peanuts.” The bartender says, “Why the big pause?”

#479

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

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