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What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy so he got out.
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says, “The Titanic is syncing”
Why do husbands die before their wives? They want to.
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
My boss told me I intimidate my coworkers so I just stared at him until he apologised
Iβd tell you a joke about crops, but itβs a bit corny.
How much beer does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans
Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they can’t even!
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
How does the solar system hold up its trousers? With an asteroid belt
Did you know that Snoop Dogg’s sister is a stripper?
She wears nothing but a g-string baby
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
It’d be frustrating if you seriously couldn’t find your friend Marco at a crowded swimming pool.
Pick up line: “Are you a beaver because damn!”
A bear walked into a bar and says, “I’ll have a beer……and some of those peanuts.” The bartender says, “Why the big pause?”
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
What do you call a three-legged donkey? A wonkey.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines… but catscan