#426
What do dinosaurs pay their bills with?
Tyrannosaurus Cheques
What do dinosaurs pay their bills with?
Tyrannosaurus Cheques
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram
Do you know why i make puns?
its my respunsibility.
What is invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts
Why donβt helicopters fly in the morning? Twirly
My mate had a terrible accident at work. He fell into an industrial grinder. He’s fine now.
‘I hate tacos’ said no Juan ever
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
How did the farmer find his wife?
He tractor down.
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
I’m not saying your perfume is too strong. I’m just saying the canary was alive before you got here.
I had a dream last night that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn’t concentrate.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They’re cheaper than day rates.
Did you know I was bilingual? Yeah I speak English and profanity
What’s it like being in a vacuum cleaner? It sucks
Your mum is so mean, she has no standard deviation
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Why did the Mexican take xanax?
For Hispanic attacks