#859

Woke up on the ground last night, must have fell asleep​.

#872

What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here I’m going on a head

#356

How Long is a Chinese man’s name.

No, it actually is.

#265

What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large

#695

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He’s never gonna give you Up

#533

An African-American guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. It’s called Nacho Mama.

#707

I poured root beer into a square glass.
Now I just have beer

#478

There are plenty of fish in the sea but until you catch one you’re just stuck here holding your rod…

#429

A Chinese kid was born before the due date.
Parents named him Sudden Lee.

#840

Are they chopsticks in your pocket are you just happy sashimi?

#366

Why do all of P-Diddy’s kids have nice hair?
Because Sean Combs

#80

What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
Beer nuts are a $1.75, but deer nuts are under a buck.

#837

I asked my wife “What do you want me to do with this big roll of bubble wrap?”
She said “Just pop it in the corner”.
It took me 4 hours.

#463

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

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