#8
I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there
I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there
What do you call a woman with no legs? Nolene
A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. ‘Are you the friar?’ he asks. ‘No. I’m the chip monk,’ he replies.
I lost my mood ring and I don’t know how to feel about it
PMS should just be called ovary-acting
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden..
The plot thickens.
Shout out to my grandma…
That’s the only way she can hear
Someone told me my clothes looked gay..
They did come out of the closet this morning.
I decided to make my password “incorrect” because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me,
“Your password is incorrect.”
I got a photo with R.E.M
Thatβs me in the corner
How many south Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian
My wife told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.
I said “No wait, I can change!”
An English man, an Irish man and an Italian walk into a bar. The bartender says “is this a joke?”
What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
“Do these genes make me look fat?”
An SEO guy walks into a bar, pub, inn, tavern, hotel, public house, brew house, beer hall, bodega, izakaya
What part of a vegetable do cannibals struggle to eat?
The wheelchair
How is cat food sold?
Purr can
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
I am frustrated than a dragon trying to blow out candles.