What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.

Little Red Riding Hood found in a critical condition. Paramedics have stabilised her condition, but she’s not out of the woods yet.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

Why did the snowman smile?
Because the snowblower was coming

Do not argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Prison may be just one word. But to some, it’s a whole sentence.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan

My wife told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.
I said “No wait, I can change!”

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive?
It was a grave mistake.

When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble

When Jay-Z got engaged, did he call her his Feyonce?

My honey farmer friend has a thing for big butts. I suppose Booty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Face is a four letter word. But preface is a foreword letter.

I got called pretty yesterday and it felt good!

Actually, the full sentence was “you’re pretty annoying” but I’m choosing to focus on the positive

Why did the birdie go to the hospital? He needed a tweetment