A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that’s a sweet ass!!

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

Tennis players grunt too much when they play.
There’s no need for all that racquet

My mate’s sex change operation from male to female went very well.
They did such a good job he’s still trying to reverse out of the hospital car park.

What do you call a wandering caveman? A meanderthal.

PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.

What to say to a hitch-hiker with just one leg? Hop in.

I’ve just finished reading a book called “How To Give Constructive Criticism.”
It was rubbish.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the toilet? Because it has a silent p

An English man, an Irish man and an Italian walk into a bar. The bartender says “is this a joke?”

Why shouldn’t you make fun of a paleontologist? Because you will get Jurasskicked.

A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. ‘Are you the friar?’ he asks. ‘No. I’m the chip monk,’ he replies.