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What do you call a sketchy Italian neighbourhood?
A Spaghetto
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighbourhood?
A Spaghetto
What do you call dental x-rays?
Tooth pics
I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
In any argument, a wife has the last word. Anything the husband says after that last word is the beginning of a new argument.
I told my wife she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.
At what age do you think itโs appropriate to tell a highway itโs adopted?
Why should you never trust a train?
They have loco motives
Why did the Higgs Boson go to church?
For the mass
Prison may be just one word. But to some, itโs a whole sentence.
What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber
I saw a bishop the other day. Wondered why he wasn’t walking diagonally
Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells
What do you call someone who sells their body for a bowl of spaghetti? A pastatute!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon.
There are so many scams on the Internet these days…. but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
I was playing Frisbee with my dog in the park today, but it didn’t go well.
I think I need to get a flatter dog.