#550

What do you call a sketchy Italian neighbourhood?
A Spaghetto

#207

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

#489

In any argument, a wife has the last word. Anything the husband says after that last word is the beginning of a new argument.

#139

I told my wife she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.

#559

At what age do you think itโ€™s appropriate to tell a highway itโ€™s adopted?

#626

Why should you never trust a train?
They have loco motives

#345

Prison may be just one word. But to some, itโ€™s a whole sentence.

#75

I saw a bishop the other day. Wondered why he wasn’t walking diagonally

#659

Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells

#568

What do you call someone who sells their body for a bowl of spaghetti? A pastatute!

#520

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic

#518

We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon.

#599

There are so many scams on the Internet these days…. but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.

#142

I was playing Frisbee with my dog in the park today, but it didn’t go well.
I think I need to get a flatter dog.

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