#237
How does the solar system hold up its trousers? With an asteroid belt
How does the solar system hold up its trousers? With an asteroid belt
I’ve been reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down
Why donβt the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe
How much beer does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.
What did the buffalo say to his son? Bison
Have you heard about the cannibal that passed his brother in the forest?
I’m addicted to brake fluid but I can stop whenever I want
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
I hate gravity, it always gets me down
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing
Good news for all you narcoleptics. Only 300 sleeps till Christmas!
I couldn’t get in to the library last night.
It was over booked.
I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
Our cat was just sick on the carpet. I don’t think its feline well.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large