#815

How do animals hide in the desert?
They use camel-flage.

#178

An atheist, a vegan and a Crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within the first three minutes.

#637

Shhh!
Shhh!
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Shhh!
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Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
-Librarians arguing

#457

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and its cold

#696

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain

#594

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, “This taste funny to you?”

#796

My mate just got fired from the mint factory.
His wife went absolutely menthol

#183

There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.

#226

Little Red Riding Hood found in a critical condition. Paramedics have stabilised her condition, but she’s not out of the woods yet.

#111

My wife broke up with me because of my gambling. All I can think of is how to win her back.

#369

I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs. He wasn’t happy

#662

Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

#104

I bought a cuckoo clock at an army disposals store. Last night at ten o’clock the bird chirped 2200 times.

#446

My wife says I can join your gang but I have to be home by 9.

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