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How do animals hide in the desert?
They use camel-flage.

How do animals hide in the desert?
They use camel-flage.
An atheist, a vegan and a Crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within the first three minutes.
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-Librarians arguing
If a stranger offers you a piece of candy…take two.
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and its cold
Have I told you this deja vu joke before?
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, “This taste funny to you?”
My mate just got fired from the mint factory.
His wife went absolutely menthol
An old man threw out his hip.. What a waist
What do people wear in a trench? Trench coats.
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.
Little Red Riding Hood found in a critical condition. Paramedics have stabilised her condition, but she’s not out of the woods yet.
My wife broke up with me because of my gambling. All I can think of is how to win her back.
I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs. He wasn’t happy
Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
I bought a cuckoo clock at an army disposals store. Last night at ten o’clock the bird chirped 2200 times.
What do you call a king’s fart?
Noble gas.
Where did Mary go after the explosion?
Everywhere
My wife says I can join your gang but I have to be home by 9.