#599

There are so many scams on the Internet these days…. but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.

#871

What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on a head Iโ€™m gonna give these two a lift

#145

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia?
She whispered, “They’re behind you”.

#447

Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

#193

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus

#757

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. We didn’t see eye to eye. I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.

#587

Took my dog to a bonfire and as he sat there staring at it blankly I realised he loves sticks. I was burning a giant pile of his toys.

#381

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

#388

What’s the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

#114

Our cat coughed up furballs all over the carpet. I wouldn’t mind but Furballs was our hamster.

#899

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.

#846

Did you hear about the houses falling in love? It was a lawn-distance relationship.

#655

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?
Letโ€™s go play on our bikes

#504

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.

#583

“Give me a sentence about a public servant” the teacher instructed her second-grade student.
“The fireman came down the ladder pregnant” he answered.
“Umm … Do you know what pregnant means?”
“Yes” said the boy. “It means carrying a child”

#559

At what age do you think itโ€™s appropriate to tell a highway itโ€™s adopted?

#445

When a woman says “what!?” it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said

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