#37

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t.

#681

I once thanked a French guy to death. It was a merci killing.

#727

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Some people appreciate these kinds of jokes and some don’t – the division is clear.

#506

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!

#282

i thought i got a type a in blood test but it was actually a typ-o

#48

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re so good at it!

#719

Did you hear about the horse and pig that are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship

#141

I just found out that the guy who stole my private diary has died.
My thoughts are with his family.

#239

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

#161

What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Picassole

#659

Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells

#185

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

#379

Shout out to my grandma…
That’s the only way she can hear

#770

What do you call a bird who drinks too much?
An owlcoholic

#721

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.

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