#667
Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.
#212
Why did the Mexican take xanax?
For Hispanic attacks
#291
What is Bruce Lee’s favourite drink? Wataaaaahh!
#100
Relationships between men and women is psychological.
She is psycho and he is logical.
#501
I had amnesia once – maybe twice.
#39
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot
#758
Why did the birdie go to the hospital? He needed a tweetment
#456
My boss told me I intimidate my coworkers so I just stared at him until he apologised
#873
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A Piiig…
#35
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
#201
A bear walked into a bar and says, “I’ll have a beer……and some of those peanuts.” The bartender says, “Why the big pause?”
#366
Why do all of P-Diddy’s kids have nice hair?
Because Sean Combs
#46
A steak pun is a rare medium well done
#683
What does Batman put in his drink?
Just Ice
#766
Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencilvania
#192
I got banned from the secret cooking society… For spilling the beans.
#818
How much beer does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans
#803
When I was younger I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body.
Then I was born
#711
I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs.
#190
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.