There are so many scams on the Internet these days…. but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.

I still remember the day the scented candle shop I worked at burned to the ground.

Everyone was so calm…..

I had amnesia once – maybe twice.

I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs.

“Jesus loves you.”

A nice gesture in church.

A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

Several guys are sitting around having a drink and one guy says “My wife’s an angel” another guy says “Your lucky, mines still alive.”

Where does Buzz Lightyear go furniture shopping at? Bed, Bath, and BEYOND!

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his butt?
Warren

What does Kim Kardashian use to fix holes?

Sex tape

Becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram

Times New Roman walks into a bar. The barman says “Get out of here! We don’t serve your type.”

“No, thanks. I’m a vegetarian.” is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby.

When I think of books, I touch my shelf.

Thank you, my arms, for always being there by my side.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.

I lost my licence so I bought a vintage Rolls Royce because I thought it came with a driver. It didn’t. So I spent all that money and I’ve got nothing to chauffeur it.