#216

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it would be called chicken sedan.

#685

“I stand corrected,” said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

#255

Why don’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe

#42

What do you call a woman with a toothpick up her butt?
Olive

#29

The first rule of Alzheimer’s club, is don’t talk about chess club

#742

Someone says to his friend: “I bought a cat” And the other: “You have to be kitten me!”

#251

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his bum.

#8

I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

#787

Murphy’s law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but have you heard of Cole’s law? It’s finely sliced cabbage.

#371

My dad said, always leave them wanting more.
Ironically, that’s how he lost his job in disaster relief.

#150

Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.

#628

Frankly, auto correct, I’m getting tired of your shirt.

#759

My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.

#564

Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory

#540

A philosopher says to a linguist “What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?”

The linguist replied, “They’d be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.”

#332

I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn.
They said they couldn’t do anything about crows and to stop calling them.

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