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Adult: Someone who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle.
Adult: Someone who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called bagels
I saw a bishop the other day. Wondered why he wasn’t walking diagonally
Queue is just Q followed by four silent letters waiting their turn
The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
I can just see it now.
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay
I wasn’t happy with my sons school report. He said okay. I said I want more A’s. He said okaaaaaaaay
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
When I heard that they’d found a cure for dyslexia, it was like music to my arse.
I thought I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagine asian
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot
How do Mexicans stay warm in winter? Fajitas
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble
I lost my licence so I bought a vintage Rolls Royce because I thought it came with a driver. It didn’t. So I spent all that money and I’ve got nothing to chauffeur it.
I was playing Frisbee with my dog in the park today, but it didn’t go well.
I think I need to get a flatter dog.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a slow, hard drive
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s butt?
A mechanic!
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
How do you count cows? With a cowculater.
Last night me and my wife watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.