#154

I have a fear of speed bumps. Im slowly getting over it

#357

The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can just see it now.

#239

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

#527

Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
Theyโ€™re making headlines.

#225

Why shouldn’t you make fun of a paleontologist? Because you will get Jurasskicked.

#233

I still remember the day the scented candle shop I worked at burned to the ground.

Everyone was so calm…..

#850

Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment.

#636

This weight loss website wants me to accept cookies. Hmm…

#413

I’m great at multitasking.
I can waste time, be unproductive and procrastinate all at once!

#865

What happened to the cannibal that was late to dinner?
He was given the cold shoulder

#197

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? It was a real tragedy, 100 soles were lost.

#157

You heard of that new band 1023MB? They’re good but they haven’t got a gig yet.

#714

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s butt?
A mechanic!

#658

I may not be getting lucky tonight, but I’m definitely banging my snooze button in the morning.

#462

Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?

#23

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure

#624

Why canโ€™t you take inventory in Afghanistan?
Because of the tally ban

#758

Why did the birdie go to the hospital? He needed a tweetment

#647

I can only tell you a bad chemistry joke because all the good ones Argon

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