#789

Why couldn’t the bell pass his music test?
He was a dumbbell

#862

Somebody ripped a whole bunch of pages out of my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse

#569

I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says, “The Titanic is syncing”

#382

Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy

#603

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

#704

Have you heard about the cannibal that passed his brother in the forest?

#810

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose

#626

Why should you never trust a train?
They have loco motives

#794

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 metres long?
A pi-thon

#657

No deja vu please…
I don’t want to go through that again

#157

You heard of that new band 1023MB? They’re good but they haven’t got a gig yet.

#490

Several guys are sitting around having a drink and one guy says “My wife’s an angel” another guy says “Your lucky, mines still alive.”

#51

An English man, an Irish man and an Italian walk into a bar. The bartender says “is this a joke?”

#107

Interviewer: “So how long were you employed in your last job?”
Me: “I’d say my biggest weakness is my listening skills.”

#13

My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.

#326

I mustache you a question but I’ll Shave it for later

#283

I just realised that I haven’t done the hokey pokey in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it’s all about.

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