#887
An old man threw out his hip.. What a waist
An old man threw out his hip.. What a waist
Why couldn’t the bell pass his music test?
He was a dumbbell
Somebody ripped a whole bunch of pages out of my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says, “The Titanic is syncing”
Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
Have you heard about the cannibal that passed his brother in the forest?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose
Why should you never trust a train?
They have loco motives
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 metres long?
A pi-thon
No deja vu please…
I don’t want to go through that again
Counting in binary is as easy as 01 10 11
You heard of that new band 1023MB? They’re good but they haven’t got a gig yet.
Several guys are sitting around having a drink and one guy says “My wife’s an angel” another guy says “Your lucky, mines still alive.”
An English man, an Irish man and an Italian walk into a bar. The bartender says “is this a joke?”
Interviewer: “So how long were you employed in your last job?”
Me: “I’d say my biggest weakness is my listening skills.”
My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.
I mustache you a question but I’ll Shave it for later
The best way to carve wood is whittle by whittle
I just realised that I haven’t done the hokey pokey in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it’s all about.