#10
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying
They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for!
PMS should just be called ovary-acting
Face is a four letter word. But preface is a foreword letter.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
I work in a library. Literally, all we do is judge books by their covers.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said ‘concentrate’.
How does the solar system hold up its trousers? With an asteroid belt
I love the F5 key. It´s just so refreshing.
A Spanish magician wanted to do a trick. He covered himself with a blanket and counted “Uno… dos…” and he vanished without a tres
Clones are people two
My wife left me because I sold her wheelchair. I knew she’d come crawling back
The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy so he got out.
I’m in awe. My buddy just used a snail as a key to start up his sedan…
It made escargot.
Lets have a toast for the bread winners!
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
Why did the Mexican take xanax?
For Hispanic attacks
What kind of currency do chickens use? Bock bucks
Why can’t you take inventory in Afghanistan?
Because of the tally ban