#10
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying
#96
They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for!
#656
PMS should just be called ovary-acting
#340
Face is a four letter word. But preface is a foreword letter.
#740
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
#528
I work in a library. Literally, all we do is judge books by their covers.
#354
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.
#507
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said ‘concentrate’.
#237
How does the solar system hold up its trousers? With an asteroid belt
#582
I love the F5 key. It´s just so refreshing.
#71
A Spanish magician wanted to do a trick. He covered himself with a blanket and counted “Uno… dos…” and he vanished without a tres
#593
Clones are people two
#431
My wife left me because I sold her wheelchair. I knew she’d come crawling back
#370
The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy so he got out.
#362
I’m in awe. My buddy just used a snail as a key to start up his sedan…
It made escargot.
#305
Lets have a toast for the bread winners!
#278
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
#212
Why did the Mexican take xanax?
For Hispanic attacks
#760
What kind of currency do chickens use? Bock bucks
#624
Why can’t you take inventory in Afghanistan?
Because of the tally ban