#10

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying

#96

They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for!

#340

Face is a four letter word. But preface is a foreword letter.

#528

I work in a library. Literally, all we do is judge books by their covers.

#354

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

#507

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said ‘concentrate’.

#237

How does the solar system hold up its trousers? With an asteroid belt

#71

A Spanish magician wanted to do a trick. He covered himself with a blanket and counted “Uno… dos…” and he vanished without a tres

#431

My wife left me because I sold her wheelchair. I knew she’d come crawling back

#370

The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy so he got out.

#362

I’m in awe. My buddy just used a snail as a key to start up his sedan…

It made escargot.

#278

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

#624

Why can’t you take inventory in Afghanistan?
Because of the tally ban

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