#205
I’m trying to write jokes about unemployed people, but they need more work
I’m trying to write jokes about unemployed people, but they need more work
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble
The first rule of Alzheimer’s club, is don’t talk about chess club
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
I love the F5 key. It´s just so refreshing.
My party trick is swallowing two peices of string and an hour later they come out of my arse tied together. I shit you knot.
A Spanish magician wanted to do a trick. He covered himself with a blanket and counted “Uno… dos…” and he vanished without a tres
My wife is leaving me because I’m going bald.
I’m not bothered, it’s hair loss.
Fishermen are reel men.
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
Some people appreciate these kinds of jokes and some don’t – the division is clear.
I haven’t slept for three days, because that would be too long.
I just realised that I haven’t done the hokey pokey in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it’s all about.
My wife says I can join your gang but I have to be home by 9.
What’s E.T. short for?
He’s got little legs
I’m great at multitasking.
I can waste time, be unproductive and procrastinate all at once!
How much beer does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans
My friend dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for!