#820

What did the cleaner say as he jumped out of the closet?
SUPPLIES!

#780

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

#709

I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.
It’s shift work.

#564

Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory

#490

Several guys are sitting around having a drink and one guy says “My wife’s an angel” another guy says “Your lucky, mines still alive.”

#595

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.

#175

Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat

#672

If canola oil comes from canola, where does baby oil come from?

#542

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

#239

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

#207

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

#258

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire? Bernadette

#538

Blonde: β€œWhat does IDK mean?”

Brunette: β€œI don’t know.”

Blonde: β€œOMG, nobody does!”

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