#615
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humour.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humour.
How do snakes end a fight?
They hiss and make up
What did the cleaner say as he jumped out of the closet?
SUPPLIES!
When are holes beautiful? When they’re gorges.
Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Someone threw cheese at me.
Real mature!
How do you count cows? With a cowculater.
I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.
It’s shift work.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory
Several guys are sitting around having a drink and one guy says “My wife’s an angel” another guy says “Your lucky, mines still alive.”
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat
If canola oil comes from canola, where does baby oil come from?
What grows under your nose?
Tulips
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
What do you call a business cow?
An entrepe-moo-er
What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire? Bernadette
Blonde: βWhat does IDK mean?β
Brunette: βI donβt know.β
Blonde: βOMG, nobody does!β