#257
I broke a can opener. It’s a can’t opener now.
I broke a can opener. It’s a can’t opener now.
When clowns divorce there’s often a custardy battle
I have a stepladder. Because my real ladder left when I was a kid
Who is the best king fu vegetable?
Brocc Lee
I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there
My dad always used to say โThe skyโs the limit!โ
Which is probably why he got fired from his job at NASA
What kind of car does a rich cow drive?
A Cattlelac
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it
Did you know that Snoop Dogg’s sister is a stripper?
She wears nothing but a g-string baby
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
I’m having an introvert party and you’re all not invited.
You know what often gets overlooked? Fences.
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience
Say what you want about deaf people…
When life gives you melons, youโre probably dyslexic.
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
PMS should just be called ovary-acting
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer.