#384

I have a stepladder. Because my real ladder left when I was a kid

#8

I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

#797

My dad always used to say โ€œThe skyโ€™s the limit!โ€
Which is probably why he got fired from his job at NASA

#590

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it

#367

Did you know that Snoop Dogg’s sister is a stripper?
She wears nothing but a g-string baby

#864

I’m having an introvert party and you’re all not invited.

#284

When life gives you melons, youโ€™re probably dyslexic.

#592

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

#151

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

#281

I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer.

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