#75
I saw a bishop the other day. Wondered why he wasn’t walking diagonally
I saw a bishop the other day. Wondered why he wasn’t walking diagonally
The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here.”
A time traveller walks into a bar.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I can only tell you a bad chemistry joke because all the good ones Argon
Two peanuts walked down the street. One of them was a salted
For a short while, my uncle was a world famous chainsaw juggler. But not for being good at it. I miss uncle Stump.
One day I was at a park wondering why does a frisbee keep looking bigger the closer it gets to you. Then it hit me
I’ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
A spectater
Times New Roman walks into a bar. The barman says “Get out of here! We don’t serve your type.”
Woke up on the ground last night, must have fell asleep.
What does Batman put in his drink?
Just Ice
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t
How many Emo kids does it take to change a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry
Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.
I don’t need a hot tub. I prefer a mildly attractive tub with a great sense of humor and a good job
What kind of lights did Noah use for his ark?
Floodlights
A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don’t get it.
Lazy People Fact #5812672793:
You were too lazy to read that number.
My wife hates Oasis and asked me to stop singing Wonderwall.
I said maybe