#896

One of the elves left the North Pole to join a gang and sell drugs.
He’s a rebel without a Claus

#703

What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?
Art

#737

You can’t run through a camping ground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents

#816

What’s the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language

#401

When my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down

#313

I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the ‘brella’. But he hesitated.

#541

I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words.

#19

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

#878

What type of bears live in the north and south poles?
Bi-polar

#228

I wanted to watch the world origami championship on TV but it was only on paper view.

#881

If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.

#410

What do you call an Asian man who always has the correct change?
Exact Lee

#462

Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?

#863

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?
“Get in the batmobile”

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