#355

Yeah, it was on Fry Day, I can’t believe they got killed for the halibut. No motive, someone should seas the culprit. I’m crabby bout it all

#57

What’s the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?

#158

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? An udder disaster.

#647

I can only tell you a bad chemistry joke because all the good ones Argon

#865

What happened to the cannibal that was late to dinner?
He was given the cold shoulder

#678

My dad always told me “Don’t be quick to find faults”.
Good man, terrible geologist.

#282

i thought i got a type a in blood test but it was actually a typ-o

#88

I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

#595

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.

#570

Give a Nigerian a fish he’ll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he’ll become a prince and start e-mailing people

#474

Do not argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

#684

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

#592

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

#222

The police came to my house and asked where I was between 3 and 5 . I told them pre school.

#415

I went to a busy pub last night dressed as a tennis ball.
I got served straight away.

#438

People are making end of the world jokes like there is no tomorrow.

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