#489
In any argument, a wife has the last word. Anything the husband says after that last word is the beginning of a new argument.
#11
A handicapped guy stole my wallet.
He can hide but he can’t run
#224
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan
#383
How many south Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian
#886
What do you call a gay milkman? A Dairy Queen
#127
When I heard that they’d found a cure for dyslexia, it was like music to my arse.
#647
I can only tell you a bad chemistry joke because all the good ones Argon
#193
What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus
#437
I got banned from a secret cooking society for spilling the beans
#210
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
#708
What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?
Oh sheet
#355
Yeah, it was on Fry Day, I can’t believe they got killed for the halibut. No motive, someone should seas the culprit. I’m crabby bout it all
#20
I went to a zoo in China last month, all they had in it was a small fluffy dog.
It was a Shitzu.
#431
My wife left me because I sold her wheelchair. I knew she’d come crawling back
#877
A giraffe walks into a bar and says, “The highballs are on me.”
#194
A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work.
#831
I was having a dip at the swimming pool when the lifeguard asked, “What have you got there?” I said “Tzatziki”.
#737
You can’t run through a camping ground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents
#119
Two dyslexics walk into a bra…
#800
I’d tell you a joke about crops, but it’s a bit corny.
