#23
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the physco path.
What do you call a Far Eastern monk who sells reincarnations?
A used karma dealer
Can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in
I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
It puzzles me that a bra is singular and panties are plural.
What was Helen Keller’s favourite colour?
Velcro
My jokes are still in alpha
Hopefully soon they’ll get beta
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them? So when they dock they can Scandinavian.
My friend has been a limo driver for 25 years and has never had a customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it
What’s the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language
Did you know that one of the Knights of the Round Table collected taxes?
His name was Sir Charge
My girlfriend left me because she couldn’t handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.
I ordered 2000 lbs. of chinese soup.
It was Won Ton.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? It was a real tragedy, 100 soles were lost.
I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.
Why do blondes tip-toe past medicine cabinets?
So they don’t wake up the sleeping pills
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears. What am I? Ugly
I didn’t like my beard at first but then it grew on me.