#666
Someone threw cheese at me.
Real mature!
#135
My mate’s sex change operation from male to female went very well.
They did such a good job he’s still trying to reverse out of the hospital car park.
#158
What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? An udder disaster.
#816
What’s the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language
#844
Got a universal remote for Father’s Day.
This changes everything!
#823
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair? She liked to rock and roll
#786
Interviewer asked me if I’d make a good waiter.
Let’s just say I can bring a lot to the table
#71
A Spanish magician wanted to do a trick. He covered himself with a blanket and counted “Uno… dos…” and he vanished without a tres
#737
You can’t run through a camping ground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents
#128
My wife told me to get our red headed son ready for school. So I beat him up and took his lunch money.
#166
My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams.
#370
The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy so he got out.
#197
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? It was a real tragedy, 100 soles were lost.
#186
A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar
#117
Police are looking for a guy who threatens his victims with a lit match.
They need to catch him before he strikes again
#764
What do vegan dogs eat? Bark
#828
Did you know that one of the Knights of the Round Table collected taxes?
His name was Sir Charge
#567
How do you drown a hipster?
Throw him into the mainstream
#372
My dad suggested I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart
#290
What to say to a hitch-hiker with just one leg? Hop in.