#93

A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that’s a sweet ass!!

#592

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

#694

And the best neckwear award goes to…
Oh wait. It’s a tie.

#131

I’ve just found out one of my mates works as a mime artist. He’s kept that quiet.

#661

Hung a picture up on the wall the other day. Nailed it.

#473

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.

#170

How many Emo kids does it take to change a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry

#895

What do you call somebody with body and just a nose? Nobody nose!

#757

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. We didn’t see eye to eye. I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.

#224

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan

#25

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever thought about your X and wondered Y?

#431

My wife left me because I sold her wheelchair. I knew she’d come crawling back

#125

My party trick is swallowing two peices of string and an hour later they come out of my arse tied together. I shit you knot.

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