#432

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it SumTing Wong.

#245

“Give it to me! Give it to me!” she yelled, “I’m so wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.

#246

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals

#858

What sits at the bottom of the ocean shivering?
A nervous wreck

#584

I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!

#455

“No, thanks. I’m a vegetarian.” is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby.

#885

A horse walks into a bar. Several patrons get up and leave as they recognise the potential danger in the situation

#90

This guy said to me: “Iā€™m gonna attack you with the neck of my guitar.” I said: “Is that a fret?”

#504

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.

#136

My wife is complaining that I never buy her jewellery. To be fair, I didn’t even know she sold jewellery.

#382

Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy

#100

Relationships between men and women is psychological.
She is psycho and he is logical.

#29

The first rule of Alzheimer’s club, is don’t talk about chess club

#749

Cinderella got kicked off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball

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