#201

A bear walked into a bar and says, “I’ll have a beer……and some of those peanuts.” The bartender says, “Why the big pause?”

#447

Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

#233

I still remember the day the scented candle shop I worked at burned to the ground.

Everyone was so calm…..

#324

My wife isn’t talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.
I’m not sure how I did that – I didn’t even know it was her birthday

#816

What’s the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language

#42

What do you call a woman with a toothpick up her butt?
Olive

#202

A termite walks into a bar and says “where’s the bar tender”

#508

My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!

#793

I couldn’t get in to the library last night.
It was over booked.

#8

I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

#57

What’s the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?

#762

I felt so bad today…I saw this sad dog without a tail. Luckily, his owner was taking him to the retail store.

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