Why did the snowman smile?
Because the snowblower was coming

My honey farmer friend has a thing for big butts. I suppose Booty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

The police came to my house and asked where I was between 3 and 5 . I told them pre school.

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together and I was like… “OMg”

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny..

How is cat food sold?
Purr can

I work in a library. Literally, all we do is judge books by their covers.

A horse walks into a bar, across the room, up the back wall, across the ceiling, down the front wall and then up to the bar. The bartender gives the horse a beer, he drinks it and leaves. A guy sitting at the bar looks perplexed and asks the bartender “Hey, what’s that all about?” The bartender replies, “Don’t take it personally, he never says ‘Hi’ to anyone.”

A giraffe walks into a bar. “Sorry”, said the barman, “We don’t serve Heineken here.”

Wanna hear a potassium joke?
K

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams.

A guy goes to a doctor because he’s got a strawberry growing out of his chest. The doctor looks and examines and finally says, “Let me give you some cream to put on it.”

I wasn’t happy with my sons school report. He said okay. I said I want more A’s. He said okaaaaaaaay

How Long is a Chinese man’s name.

No, it actually is.

What do you call an Asian man who always has the correct change?
Exact Lee