What’s the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?

What do you call a bee with a low buzz?
A mumblebee

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it

I’ve just found out one of my mates works as a mime artist. He’s kept that quiet.

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

I just saw a sign that made me wet myself.
It said “Bathroom Closed”.

I imagine a handshake means something completely different to a cannibal.

Two soldiers are in a tank.
One looks at the other and says “BLUBLUBBLUBLUBBLUB”

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it SumTing Wong.

Want to get noticed?
Go jogging without moving your arms.

Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they’re stuffed

A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don’t get it.

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere

One day you’re the next best thing to sliced bread.
The next, you’re toast.

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? An udder disaster.

There was a big paddle sale at the boat store.
It was quite an oar deal.

I recently got a new Korean mechanic but it’s hard to understand him – he speaks with a Hyundai Accent!