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If Tinkerbell had a Mexican sister what would her name be?
Taco Bell
If Tinkerbell had a Mexican sister what would her name be?
Taco Bell
What kind of lights did Noah use for his ark?
Floodlights
A philosopher says to a linguist “What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?”
The linguist replied, “They’d be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.”
How Long is a Chinese man’s name.
No, it actually is.
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again
Pick up line: “Are you a beaver because damn!”
I’ve just finished reading a book called “How To Give Constructive Criticism.”
It was rubbish.
The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest
A Russian spy, a sexual predator, and a billionaire walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What can I get you, Mr. President?”
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
There was a big paddle sale at the boat store.
It was quite an oar deal.
You used asbestos in that wall?
That was asbestos I could do.
“I stand corrected,” said the man in the orthopedic shoes.
Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
They’re making headlines.
What has four letters
I am frustrated than a dragon trying to blow out candles.
An SEO guy walks into a bar, pub, inn, tavern, hotel, public house, brew house, beer hall, bodega, izakaya
When are holes beautiful? When they’re gorges.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever thought about your X and wondered Y?