#366
Why do all of P-Diddy’s kids have nice hair?
Because Sean Combs
#156
What do you call a three-legged donkey? A wonkey.
#58
I don’t know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
#360
My jokes are still in alpha
Hopefully soon they’ll get beta
#822
This next song is about subtraction
“Take it away boys!”
#138
I met my wife at an Arthritis support meeting.
You know when two people just click.
#824
My cat has just recovered from a massive stroke
#235
I’ve bought my son a huge wooden horse for Christmas.
I got it from ‘Troys R Us.’
#408
Who is the best king fu vegetable?
Brocc Lee
#770
What do you call a bird who drinks too much?
An owlcoholic
#103
My ex-wife has lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don’t know what she charges him.
#556
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone’s throw away, in fact.
#769
I got fired from candle factory because I refused to work wick ends
#185
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
#393
Why did the Higgs Boson go to church?
For the mass
#240
PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.
#731
I slapped Dwayne Johnson’s butt.
I guess I’ve hit Rock Bottom.
#374
Why don’t flies go to church?
Because they’re in sects
#201
A bear walked into a bar and says, “I’ll have a beer……and some of those peanuts.” The bartender says, “Why the big pause?”
#609
I did a theatrical performance on puns.
It was a play on words.