19 and 20 got into a fight.
21.

What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Picassole

I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y

There are so many scams on the Internet these days…. but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

I’m thinking of selling my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay.
Imagine all the PayPal.

Blonde: “What does IDK mean?”

Brunette: “I don’t know.”

Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”

When I was a child my father attacked me with cameras.
I still have flashbacks

What do people wear in a trench? Trench coats.

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden..
The plot thickens.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here I’m going on a head

I love the F5 key. It´s just so refreshing.

Why did the Higgs Boson go to church?
For the mass

For a short while, my uncle was a world famous chainsaw juggler. But not for being good at it. I miss uncle Stump.

How does an evil cow laugh? Moohaha

I once thanked a French guy to death. It was a merci killing.

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s time consuming

I really hate those people who knock at your door and tell you how you need to be ‘saved’ or you’ll ‘burn.’
Stupid firemen.

A dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa